This week in honour of me and my wife announcing that we are expecting a baby, I got teams to give me there best dad jokes. Highlights included:
1.I’m gonna put the kettle on... I hope it fits
How do you make holy water... you boil the hell out of it.
Why did Adele cross the road... so she could say hello from the other side
Needless to say many of the other submissions were unpublishable. Thanks everyone for there kind words. See you all next week for more fun.
- The Suffragettes
- Half a pint of fosters
- Deli ally’s bush
- In 3rd place
- Two men 4 heads