Katuk Thu, Jun 14 2018 19:30

What do you call an overpriced circumcision?

Sweeney Y

A rip off!

Congrats to Damo who won our stand up comedy single joke competition with this absolute ripper.

We closed the show with a lovely German lass doing a card trick for us all. Then I tried my card trick. It didn't work - it doesn't work 51 out of 52 times. But when it does... my friend Emma's little sister still believes in magic because of that trick.
Ahh, magic.. every time I finish a Harry Potter I say to myself 'F**K! I'm a Muggle!' - I've come from a world of magical creatures, spells, purpose - what have I got in my life that is exciting? Brunch?
It doesn't even scratch the sides: if I was a wizard I could STILL have brunch, so my muggle brunch adds nothing.

ACCIO SMASHED AVOCADO!

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