'They've Never Even Heard Of Wembley'
There was a team of three women. One of them was celebrating some sort of birthday. They said she was 29 but she looked younger.
They only came for the cute quiz master — but instead the got me, just the substitute, even though I still did a good job.
They love reading his funny blogs but alas, you'll have to make do with this.
They had never heard of the Wembley Arch but guessed it was the height of six tall men.
So an ambulance crew of four men went home with the money and sent the birthday women home with nothing.
Apart from a bonus drink, a bag of sweets and a second-place bottle of wine.
They'll be pleased to know next week, that the cute quiz host will be back.
And so should you if you want to meet him and the team at one of the friendliest pubs and quizzes in London.