Stop me if you've heard this one...
The teams at the Nightingale last night competed for bonus marks by writing jokes.
Here are the best four in reverse order
I was walking along the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar cheese at me.
I said "Hey! That's Mature.~"
(Team = Slowly Cooking)
Q. Which Disney Princess supports Donald Trump?
A. Snow White Supremacist.
(Team = 52 Days 'Til Quizmas)
I went to a blindfolded orgy
I don't know what came over me.
(Team = Halal, Is It Meat You're Looking For)
Why is the weather in Manchester like a Muslim?
It's either Sunni or Shi'ite.
(Team= Stood at the Bar)
- Halal is it Meat You're Looking For?
- Stood at the Bar
- Where's Tony?
- Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
- Quizzy Rascals
- The Lodgers
- 52 Days Until Quizmas
- Lucy's Legends
- Quiz Time
- Max Luchford
- Slowly Cooking
- Los Banditos
- The Ket Shop Boys
- Flat Couple