Nightingale, Balham Wed, Nov 02 2016 20:00

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Mark W

The teams at the Nightingale last night competed for bonus marks by writing jokes.

Here are the best four in reverse order

Runners up:
I was walking along the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar cheese at me.
I said "Hey! That's Mature.~"
(Team = Slowly Cooking)

Q. Which Disney Princess supports Donald Trump?
A. Snow White Supremacist.
(Team = 52 Days 'Til Quizmas)

Second Place:
I went to a blindfolded orgy
I don't know what came over me.
(Team = Halal, Is It Meat You're Looking For)

First Place
Why is the weather in Manchester like a Muslim?
It's either Sunni or Shi'ite.
(Team= Stood at the Bar)

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Top Teams
45.0
Halal is it Meat You're Looking For?
33.0
Stood at the Bar
32.0
Where's Tony?
32.0
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
29.5
Quizzy Rascals
29.0
The Lodgers
28.0
52 Days Until Quizmas
28.0
Lucy's Legends
28.0
Quiz Time
27.0
Max Luchford
27.0
Slowly Cooking
20.5
Los Banditos
20.0
The Ket Shop Boys
20.0
Flat Couple